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This is the 4th set of Cool Feelins...the newest section.

March 27, 2003 12:18 p.m.

When you bid on ebay and you lose by a couple of seconds�that�s a cool feeling.
When you have a really good sexual dream and then you wake up�that�s a cool feeling.
When you lock yourself outside of your house�that�s a cool feeling.
When you think its Friday and then you realize its Thursday�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re in line to buy something to eat and then you realize you left your money at home�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re numbers won the lottery but you can�t find the ticket�that�s a cool feeling.
When someone you know finds your journal�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re underwear goes up your ass�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re eyeliner runs and you don�t notice�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re milk goes up your nose cause you cough and choke�that�s a cool feeling.
When you choke so someone has to do the heimlich maneuver on you�that�s a cool feeling.
When your son eats a cockroach and all you hear is the crunching�that�s a cool feeling.
When you get shocked by the door and you keep getting shocked every time you open it�that�s a cool feeling.
When you see something that you never thought you�d see again�that�s a cool feeling.
When you bite something hard and then you realize its a piece of your tooth that cracked�that�s a cool feeling.
When you step on the gas on your car but it won�t go so you step on it really hard and it gets stuck and you can�t pull it out so you panic�that�s a cool feeling.
When you go through the drive-through and you drive off without paying but you take the food w/you�that�s a cool feeling.

April 7, 2003 10:04 a.m.
When you haven�t shaved for months so when you actually do shave and the razor won�t go through the bushes of hair�that�s a cool feeling.
When you shave and you end up with all these little cuts everywhere�that�s a cool feeling.
When you move the razor wrong and you slice through your skin�that�s a cool feeling.
When it rains and your hair gets soaked and you end up having a bad hair day on the day of your interview�that�s a cool feeling..
When you dream of something sexual and you wake up humping your pillow�that�s a cool feeling.
When you forget you checked out a book and you turn it in 3 months overdue�that�s a cool feeling.
When you finally meet someone you have a crush on but you get speechless�that�s a cool feeling.
When you drinking in a hurry so it runs down to your blouse�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re playing wrestle with your partner and you actually hurt yourself�that�s a cool feeling.
When you leave your vibrator out and someone sees it�that�s a cool feeling.
When your vibrator runs out of battery and you�re horny�that�s a cool feeling.
When you have to swipe your badge to get through the stairs and you get stuck in the stairs cuz your forget your badge�that�s a cool feeling.
When your bra rips at work�that�s a cool feeling.
When any part of your clothing rips at work�that�s a cool feeling.
When they make you pee in them little plastic cups and you pee wrong so it all falls out and they make you do it again�that�s a cool feeling.

April 14, 2003 11:10 a.m.
When you�re driving and a bunch of birds are on the street and you keep going cuz u think they�re gonna move and they don�t so u run over some�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re driving and then u drive over a dog and all you hear is arrf woof aarrff under the car as he�s tumbling through�that�s a cool feeling.
When you look at someone�s drawing and you ask the artist when will it be finished and they go its already finished�that�s a cool feeling.
When you step on a cat�s tail and he turns quickly and takes a swipe at you�re leg�that�s a cool feeling.
When you step on a cat�s tail and so he pounces on your shoe and starts biting you�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re trying to log in you�re password at work and you can�t remember it and you just changed it like a couple of minutes ago�that�s a cool feeling.
When you buy a loaf of bread and you�re gonna make a sandwich and then you see the bread�s spoiled�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re making a sandwich and then you realize you have no lettuce nor mayonnaise�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re dancing and singing and think no one�s watching and then someone comes out from hiding the whole time�that�s a cool feeling.
When you fall asleep at work and you drooled on your computer�that�s a cool feeling.
When you have a new outfit on and your dog jumps on you...that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re shredding papers and you accidentally shred your bill or other important papers�that�s a cool feeling.
When you get really mad at someone for misplacing your stuff, then you realize that you yourself put it somewhere else�that�s a cool feeling.
When you go to the store and forget to buy what you went there for in the first place...that�s a cool feeling.
When you can't find the beginning of a new role of toilet paper�that�s a cool feeling.

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