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CoolFeelins

This is the 3rd set of Cool Feelins - 3rd oldest.

February 18, 2003 12:45 p.m.

When you drop your playstation2 and it stops working�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re on a road trip in the middle of no where and you have to pee�that�s a cool feeling.
When you keep forgetting to get gas and your car stops right in the middle of the freeway�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re car overheats in the middle of the freeway and it shuts off�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re putting gas in your car and you turn it off but the gas still keeps pouring out�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re backing out of the driveway and you fall in a ditch�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re late for work and you run out to your car and notice that you have a flat tire�that�s a cool feeling. [And your boss thinks, oh how conveniently.]
When you start a car accident on the freeway because you were messing w/your radio or cellphone�that�s a cool feeling.
When you pee in a hurry and you�re on your way out so your keys fall in the toilet�that�s a cool feeling.
When you pee in a hurry and you�re on your way out so your cell phone falls in the toilet�that�s a cool feeling.

February 20, 2003 12:02 p.m.
When you wake up and you notice you have 30 min to get to work...that's a cool feeling.
When you drive out of town and forget your luggage that has all your undies...that's a cool feeling.
When you drive to the airport and get there and realize you don't have your fare ticket with you...that's a cool feeling.
When you drive out of the country but forget to bring you passport...that's a cool feeling.
When you're driving and the cop pulls you over and you realize you forgot left you license in your other purse...that's a cool feeling.
When you buy a brand new cell phone and go clubbin at night and you put it down somewhere and leave without it...that's a cool feeling.
When you take a sick day at work but your actually going to have fun and your bosses boss finds you at the store...that's a cool feeling.
When you speeding with another car and a cop turns on the siren but it seems he's gonna go after the other guy then he stops you...that's a cool feeling.
When you get really drunk and wake up next to a person you never seen before...that's a cool feeling.
When you try to act all bad then you trip and fall...that's a cool feeling.
When you find your parents in the living room "getting jiggy" w/it...that's a cool feeling.

March 4, 2003 12:36 p.m.
When you�re thirsty but you accidentally drink from the cup that�s not yours and it was medicine�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re eat something hot and so you run around trying to get water to stop the burning and you realize you don�t have any water�that�s a cool feeling.
When you get out the bathroom wet and so you skid on the floor and fall on your butt�that�s a cool feeling.
When the boss catches you scratching your ass�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�ve been on the internet all day and your boss comes to see how you�re doing on the project he gave you�that�s a cool feeling.
When it slips out that someone�s getting fired and the one getting fired was behind you�that�s a cool feeling.
When you don�t have anything to wear to work cuz you were lazy and didn�t wash clothes�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re wearing a tight shirt and your boob pops out to peek�that�s a cool feeling.
When your wearing a tube top and you�re carrying a baby and he pulls it down, causing you to be exposed to everyone�that�s a cool feeling.
When someone comes out the rest room with toilet paper hanging from their ass�that�s a cool feeling.
When someone comes out the restroom with toilet paper stuck on their shoe�that�s a cool feeling.
When you�re at a party and you sit down and don�t notice someone left gum on the seat so you�re walking around with gum on your ass�that�s a cool feeling.

March 11, 2003 01:48 p.m.
When you sneeze and a huge booger comes out�that's a cool feeling.
When you washing your face and soap goes inside your eye so you reach out for a towel but someone took it away�that�s a cool feeling�that's a cool feeling.
When you�re at the store and your little kid pees on himself�that's a cool feeling.
When you�re getting ready but you just can�t seem to find your keys so you destroy everything trying to find them�that's a cool feeling.
When you laugh so much and you fart in front of everyone�that's a cool feeling.
When you fall and break your glasses so you can�t see anything and you have to drive home�that's a cool feeling.
When you�re putting your contacts on but it falls down and you can�t find it cuz you�re fucken blind see�that's a cool feeling.
When you�re at a party and someone has the same dress you�re wearing�that's a cool feeling.
When you plan to lie to your boss about being sick and then you actually do get sick�that's a cool feeling.
When you take a picture and it�s a lovely scene but your darn finger gets in front of the camera�that's a cool feeling.
When you walk in on someone masturbating�that's a cool feeling.
When someone feels on you at work�that's a cool feeling.
When you�re a security and you find someone doing it inside the company�that's a cool feeling.
When you catch someone trying to steal your car�that's a cool feeling.
When you write a long entry and the server messes up so it deletes it...that's a cool feeling.
When you change your layout and then it mysteriously goes back to how it was before...that's a cool feeling.

March 14, 2003 12:18 p.m.
When you at church and a cuss word slips out�that�s a cool feeling.
When you just get out of church and as soon as you get out you start being a bad boy/girl�that�s a cool feeling.
When you have not stepped into a church for more than five years�that�s a cool feeling.
When you go to confess and you say the last time you confessed was like 10 years ago�that�s a cool feeling.
When you forget your cell phone at home and you have an emergency�that�s a cool feeling.
When you have company over and you have one of your panties laying on the floor so yall look at each other uneasy�that�s a cool feeling.
When you have an unbearable wedgie and you can�t pull it out�that�s a cool feeling.
When you say to someone excuse me ma�am and it turns out it�s a guy... that�s a cool feeling.
When you say excuse me sir and it turns out to be a girl�that�s a cool feeling.
When you fall asleep during your lunch break and you snore�that�s a cool feeling.
When you are just starting to get a good sleep, then your alarms goes off�that�s a cool feeling.

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